Piblo: Greetings human! I am Piblo from the planet Pluto. What do you call yourself?
Me: Sam
Piblo: I've never met an earthling called Sam before, how meteor-tastic! What's the weather like here on earth? I can't sense it through my spacesuit.
Sam: cold
Piblo: Well, I bet it's not as bad as Pluto – it averages -230°! And what do you like to eat? I'm fascinated by what I've heard about earth cuisine.
Sam: burgers
Piblo: That sounds so alien to me! But I am curious to try it... one more question Sam, what's your favourite planet?
Sam: saturn
Piblo: Oh wow! My friend Moop was actually just orbiting there and told me about his travels.
Moop the alien once visited saturn. Moop, the alien, was a towering creature with iridescent skin and a long, spindly tail. She had eyes that shone like stars. As she explored the planet, Moop encountered giant, crystal-encrusted mountains that rose from the earth, their peaks shrouded in a thick, velvety mist.
Piblo: Ok, I feel like I have been waffling for too long! Why don't I answer a question for you now! I know a lot about earth space missions — give me a country and a year (between 2000 and 2025)!
Sam: tell me about a mission from usa 2010
Piblo: Oh yes USA, 2010! I remember that one! It was the Integrated Scalable Policy mission, which set off from Port Angelaview. It cost 12.55 billion, used Reusable Rocket technology and lasted 147 days.
Piblo: Alright Sam, I must shoot off back to Pluto! Next time I visit you must make me some burgers to try.